robSafar Dot Com

Hello, World!

This is an attempt at twee tech humour, a personal homepage parodically styled after the Apache2 Debian Default Page. Normally, if you saw a page that looks like this, it would mean that the Apache HTTP server installed at this site was working properly. An administrator would replace this file (located at /var/www/html/index.html) before continuing to operate their HTTP server.

This webpage's primary objective is simply to occupy the index location for this domain. Beyond the original after which this page is styled, this website uses responsive layouts and adjusts its colour palette to your device's preferred colour scheme; light or dark. As you are assumedly a human user if you are reading this, thank you for showing an interest.

Professional Overview

robSafar is a dynamic professional with fifteen years of experience in product ownership, project management, data analytics and managing outsourced relationships in the non-profit sector. Detailed information can be found at robSafar's LinkedIn profile. He has helped organisations deliver measurable improvements to their user experiences, using his core skills in analysis, problem solving and communications. He holds three degrees; is articulate and can converse between producers and subject matter experts; and has a passion for storytelling with data in order to steer consensus between diverse stakeholders.

The technical skill dictionary for robSafar is as follows:

robSafar_technical_skills = {
	"Google Analytics": ["extensive", "professional"],
	"Google Tag Manager": ["intermediate", "professional"],
	"Google Looker Studio": ["intermediate", "professional"],
	"CRM systems": ["intermediate", "professional"],
	"HTML": ["extensive", "professional"],
	"CSS": ["intermediate", "professional"],
	"JavaScript": ["beginner", "amateur"],
	"Linux CLI": ["intermediate", "amateur"],
	"Python": ["intermediate", "training"],
	"R": ["intermediate", "training"],
	"SQL": ["beginner", "training"],
	"Ruby": ["beginner", "professional"],
	"PHP": ["beginner", "amateur"]
}

• Items specifying "professional" in their definition lists are skills that have been applied and added value in an operational context.
• All "professional" skills have also included some "training", or at least having read some documentation.
• Skill levels cross the "beginner" threshold when they have been applied in a non-trivial context. For example, in the case of Ruby experience has been in the use of Liquid Tags for front-end templating in Jekyll and NationBuilder.
• This dictionary is non-exhaustive. robSafar can also prepare edible foodstuffs at an intermediate level and has an okay eye for photography. Additional soft skills are best experienced subjectively.

Document Access

By default, robSafar does not allow access through the web browser to his expansive and valuable datasets on future events. These are protected by both an air gap and time gap, whereby they have been delivered to the future where they will be re-transcribed after the events to which they pertain.

The default method to access these is via symlink to the future state of your machine where the datasets will be kept once you have obtained them.

Reporting Problems

The repository for this page is public on GitHub where the website is also hosted. Feel free to submit an issue or pull request.

Please report bugs specific to modules (such as PHP and others) to respective packages, not to the web server itself.